Shakespearean Insult Bandages - The best time to hurl an outdated insult at a friend is right after they’ve hurt themselves. Thus, Shakespearean Insult Bandages! “Thy wit’s as thick as Tewksbury mustard!” LOL ROFL
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE YOU SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
I guess you could say this is adding insult…
/equip Ruby Shades
This reminds me of this time at work about two weeks ago in which i was at a coworker’s desk, and he was having a conversation with another coworker around the corner, the coworker around the corner replied with a gesture, and at the resultant silence the coworker whose desk i was near asked me, “what’s she doing?” I had no choice but to reply,
“she appears to be giving you the fig of Spain.”
Never in my life had I seen someone actually make the gesture, nor do I know if that was in fact the intended gesture, but that’s exactly what it was.
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
“she seems too delicate for such a task” -sexist riker
-worf does wisdom-
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.